Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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