White coat. Heels.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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