The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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