i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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