im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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