I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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