shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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