puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
