? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
barbara walters just said penis...
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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