For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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