But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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