I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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