If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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