my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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