do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she peed on how many people?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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