Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm too high and old for this...
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