Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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