Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
