So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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