Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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