he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He felt like a one man threesome
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
