I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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