she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
It's rum buckets o'clock
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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