I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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