Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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