Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm getting married
To pizza
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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