You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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