Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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