She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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