He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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