This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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