Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
