the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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