I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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