evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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