I got chris browned last night
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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