That's intense
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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