So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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