And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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