Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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