I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Everything about him screamed your future.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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