My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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