Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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