Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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