sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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