i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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