It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
wow bdsm is so cute
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