i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
