Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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