BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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