I want to walk on stilts...naked
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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